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Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.
In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"
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cocksnipe: british for u pointing pubbed low hanging testicles dry tipped wank, go die this instant or ill rip off your tonsils and shove up your ass you d grade shit shoveler
"Richard you fucking cocksnipe"
1.The mutilation of a male's genitals usually performed soon after birth.
ie. Circumcision
2. One who preforms said mutilations.
3.(This is what most ignorant mothers believe) The gentle, pain-free removal of the skin around the tip of a male's penis. Thus, preventing many diseases and ensuring a fruitful harvest the coming year.
1. I can't believe my parents had a cocksnip performed on me!
2. {doctor} "Are you Mormon?"
{New Parent} "Yes."
(doctor} "Nurse, summon the Cocksnip. *evil laughter*"
3. "I told Marge to have a cocksnip preformed on her new son. She refused. Now her whole family has Aids and their entire crop died."
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British for you low hanging balled squirrel fucking spiky pubed shit shoveling cock snorting squirrel analing bastard
"richard you fucking cocksnipe"
The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.
guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.