cockweed

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

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cockweed

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

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Cockweeder

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."