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An annoying little shit you will encounter in Roblox, Gary's Mod or any other game that gets on the microphone and annoys your ears with their pre-pubescent childish voice. It can usually be used in reference to any child on a game under 12 years old.
Seriously, can you stfu and turn off your microphone? Nobody wants to hear a whiny cocomeloner.
Let's kill all of the whiny little cocomeloners in game so we don't have to hear them talk anymore.
mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child
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The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.
“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”
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What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.
Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.
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The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.
Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.
Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.
What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style
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A magical show on YouTube and Netflix that hypnotizes small children and occupies them long enough for their parents to sneak off and fuck.
Mom: Should I put on Cocomelon? 😉
Dad: I'll grab the lube.
Mom: Thank God for Cocomelon!
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