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When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.
When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
It’s a shithole an absolute shit hole.
Chavs run the place selling drugs and police are scared of the 11 years olds
Person 1: “Are you coming over to colburn?”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”
When host Stephen Colbert deftly humiliates or burns a guest on national TV.
Did you see that 10 commandments guy on Colbert last night? It was a total Colburn!
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straight chiller. shreds the nar. rainbow crocs.
“did you see colburn yesterday”
“ye. puffy pants and crocs. swag”
Scratchcard scratchings
Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding
Some of the jayleigh colburns are rude as heck, they will call your boyfriend ugly and make fun of him.
others can be very nice though and not like the rude ones above
Jayleigh Colburn: Your boyfriend is ugly
Jayleigh Colburn(nice): Oh your boyfriend is a nice match for you! you guys look cute!