colpuy

When you are annoyed at your friend for bothering you all the fricken time, just tell them that you they are a colpuy. This word tells them to go away and be a carrot until you want to talk to them again.

Annoying person: Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're weird and funny...(continues talking)\
Victim: Stop being a colpuy!

Annoying person: Sorry, I'll stop now