Colyer

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lifestyle found in Universities throughout the world. A complete and utter denial of approaching retirement, people suffering from Colyers Diesease develop a taste for all foods pickled (possibly a belief stemming from ancient Egypt in the hope of preserving their aging and failing organs).

Richard is being a Colyer again!

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charlotte colyer

A literal price of shit

Hey dude, what’s that on the lawn?
Dude it’s a Charlotte Colyer

Colyer

A Colyer is when a larger sized woman shoves jam inside of her vagina. This originated when a prostitute from Taiwan believed to have been named colyer was practicing this, later soldiers returning home spread word of this.

Person 1 : "look at that oversized woman stuffing her vagina with jam"

Person 2 : "I believe that's called a colyer"