A compooter is code name for a laptop poo
Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
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Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8
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A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.
The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
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When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.
FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU
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