concast

An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.

You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA

concastic

A women that is put together mentally and physically spiritually.

I am in love with this women she's concastic! Only one word that can describe her.

concastic

To deliberately respond to a statement that is made figuratively as though it were meant litterally, for humorous effect.

When Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "I don't think baked goods were ever involved", I was being concastic.