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~Hate it when people say:"TOMATENSAFT" and actually hate it
~In a relationship with pizza
~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about
Rendom Person: Do you want Tomatensaft ?
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body
Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about
He's maybe the coolest and funniest youtuber on YouTube (badummmzzz) and I don't know what to put in here, so Pizza.
Pizza. Concrafter Luca.
ConCrafter, better known as Luca, is a german YouTuber. He does not have any friends beside Max aka KrankCrafter, his ukulele Ukuleli, his toy dog Balou and his water bottle Vittello. He is not gay ,even though everybody thinks he is. Therefore he and Max are getting shipped as MAUZ.
Luca is 20 years old, he is a Gamer and a Comedy-YouTuber, he lives in Köln, he loves Pizza and his Penis is too big for the Ozone-Hole. ConCrafter is the hottest, coolest, sexiest and smartest guy in the whole universe and Pizza is the most awesome dish on our beautiful blue Planet.
Be like Luca, be a Pizza-Lover...
OMG, did you see that?! What is that?! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it is ConCrafter/Luca!
Wow, who's that?
That's Concrafter/Luca.
OMG, he is so Pizza....AWESOME!