confustigate

the act of masturbating for so long that you become confused.

Bill: why does jack look high?
Steve: he prolly likes to confustigate since his girl left him.

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Confustigated

Ultimately Confusded, Baffled, Lost, or Iggnorant,

Im all Confustigated n' shit.

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Confustigated

A cross between confused and fucked up.

i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??

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confustigating

if you are confused you are confustigating

this homework is so confustigating

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