To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
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A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.
I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!
What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.
- Sorry, I really canβt talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!
A witty retort to someone who is
Bragging about his good fortune
Conjaculations on your new
Yacht,
"Chaz"
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To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)
She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.
Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!