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To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion
Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good
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When something is wierdly funny.
something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!
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A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions
Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie
My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now
Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous
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A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.
Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.
Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”
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12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:
conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done
(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."