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Connan is a charming, tall, charismatic and cool man. He has a unique, impeccable style, which makes all the girls swoon. A Connan’s dick is always at least 7 inches long when soft and can grow to be the size of a small giraffe neck when erect.
Joe: “You see Connan? He called me a baghead and I felt honoured,”
Nat: “I saw Connan’s dick and I think I’m going back from black,”
One of the nicest and one of the sexiest lads you’ll ever meet and has a huge penis and would happily show everybody. He has the best eyes that you will ever meet.
Emma: yeah that’s connan, I’ve seen his big thing
Mollie: yeah I have too, it’s huge
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An arrogant son of a bitch who only thinks with his penis and probably has more brains in that head than the one resting on his shoulders. He complains way too much about things that don't matter whatsoever. He is selfish and usually pushes everything and everyone thats best for him, away. Apparently, he likes "man whores" (slutty girls that look more manly than chuck norris). Maybe this is because he let his best friend give him a handjob and he liked it a little too much. Maybe its because he's a closet homosexual. Who knows?
He is so much of an asshole, it's almost as if he is a connan.
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a little ranga who has an even smaller penis. he gets hard to his grandmother and lasts less than 20 seconds in bed. he has no sexual prospects and enjoys a fricker sticker on the weekends.
oh look he has a tiny penis he must be a connan
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