Conoct

(Short for conversational octopus)

Conoct: An extremely annoying person who is always butting in, or as I like to call it “spreading their tentacles” into conversations happening around them. A good example of this is when you’re in the backseat of a car with someone and while you’re talking to him or her, they keep trying to participate in the conversation up front as well….

: what just happened?
: conoct, Phil, conoct….

: look at Nancy over there… she is literally trying to participate in eight conversations.
: what a conoct….

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