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A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.
How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.
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A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.
Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard
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A word that can be used to describe most, if not all, conservatives and Republicans. Frequently spend most of their time bashing Democrats and liberals instead of advocating for their own party.
Believe that a clump of cells is a human being and that its life is more important than the mother's. Use the term baby killers to try and justify their arguments and make people support them.
Usually are rednecks and hillbillies and have lower IQs than their opposition - this has actually been proven by scientific studies, and countless quotes. (See the article '15 Mind-Numbingly Dumb Things Teapublicans Have Said Lately')
Believe that Donald Trump is actually a good choice for a President.
Believe that America is the "best goddamned country on the Earth", but it would be a miracle if they could even draw their own state.
Don't believe in global climate change, even though there has been years of proof of this occurrence.
Believe in helping the rich instead of the poor.
Believe that FOX News is an unbiased and reliable news source.
People who like the way Rush Limbaugh's penis tastes.
I think, therefore I am...not a conservatard.
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People holding stupid political and philosophical beliefs.
Rush Limbaugh, KING of the conservatards
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An immature and derogatory name aimed at conservatives. They are perceived as wanting immigration kept to a minimum even though almost all of US citizens are here because of immigration and were unwanted by Native Americans the original owners of the land.
The majority of them want a border wall, the maintaining cultural traditions and religions of the majorities ancestors, against abortion and every man takes care of only himself and his immediate family when it comes to financial income, higher education and health care .
The feminist was yelling at the man wearing a red MAGA hat and calling him a conservatard
Turning around, he yelled back "Sir, are you speaking to me? "
Then the feminist angrily spun around on her heel and stormed off into the crowd.
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A person who is normally wrong about most problems and solutions they come up with. Someone too proud to admit they're wrong, who will continue to repeatedly try the same thing expecting different results. People who believe right-wing politicians and right-wing news media Outlets. Who come out and vote just enough due to fear and inability to admit they're wrong, just enough to stop Democrats or Libtards as they call them from passing anything that would benefit them.
This is an addition to the definitions already provded.
Conservatard wants to get rid of Obamacare, say we don't need it because we got the Affordable Care Act and won't listen to Democrats that they're the same thing.
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A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.
Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.
When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.
Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.
With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.
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