constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

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constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

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constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

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printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

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