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A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.
Larry Craig is a conswervative, as is Ted Haggard.
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A liberal who appears to be conservative to appeal to the right with conservative sounding promises. However, when voted in, the liberal goes back to his or her liberal ways. A common tactic by the left.
Jon Corzine promised to never raise taxes on New Jersians to appear to be a conservative. He really was a conswervative, showing his true colors when he raised the sales tax to 7% and otherwise broke his promise to never raise taxes.
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When low on marijuana you resort to alcohol in order to get fucked up.(While in a vehicle; driving)
While in Cancun Mexico, two friends were running low on pot and trying to conserve. Instead of smoking a heat bowl of nug. They decided to get drunk and "conswerve."
A member of the Republican Party who claims to be of “wholesome Christian values,” but really just needs to chill the fuck out or swerve. Generally a cherry-picker of Judeo-Christian faith values. May or may not also be a Karen or Boomer.
1: ‘Murica’s going to Hell! No one respects Christian values, anymore.
2: Didn’t you just get back from your Honey Moon? You know that’s a Pagan tradition, right? Pipe the fuck down, Conswervative.
3: And didn’t that President you voted for have multiple mistresses and wives that he wasn’t ashamed of or quiet about? Okay, Conswervative.