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when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt
OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!
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Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it
When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.
Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.
It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.
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"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"
Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.
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A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
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