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When a well liked guy tells you he'll call you right back, or he will contact you in some form very soon and doesn't.
During Conversation:
Guy1- "Let me call you right back dude."
Guy2- "Alright. No problem."
After 5 Minutes or So:
Guy2- (exhales deeply) "I just got coolguyed."
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Another word for testacles,
nuts, bawls, ect...
"Fuck, dude, that was so funny when you slammed Paul in the coolguys."
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A douchebag who frequently posts on urban dictionary.
He practices douchebaggery in every post and ultimately fails in every sentence. His "diss" on blink-182 for example was cleverly titled "Blink 180". Probably in the age range of 1-11 and with the musical and mental capabilities of a goat. He cant even spell and enjoys eating his disgusting little abused features when he's home alone :)
Coolguy on "Blink 180": "worst band ever, it is so crapy I whant to eat my ears when I hear it
almost as bad as u2, greenday, and all thos crapy emo bands"
'Nuff said.
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n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.
internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
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The sexyist man alive who will get all the bitches
Oml henbo the sexy coolguy is soooooo fucking sexy