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the thing that all non gay men want in a woman,vagina,pussy or cootchi
man sallys cootchi is so tight
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another word for a female's crotch
There should be a law against cootchie cuters
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1.When you want to mention a vagina, but don't want it to sound nasty. The Cute Version.
2.A term for someone who is cute. But in the back of your mind, you are call them a pussy. Oh well, it sounds cute, eh?
(little is often placed in front, becuase it just rolls of your tongue. Go ahead, try it.)
1. Oh, did you hurt your little cootchie?
2. Why hello little cootchie.
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The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
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fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
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