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When you take sleep so long during quarantine that you don't know what time it is or what is happening in the outside world and you may as well be in a coma.
A friend calls, waking you from a nap, with news from the outside world: "Thanks for waking me up from my coronacoma!"
The onset of drowsiness caused by receiving the COVID-19 vaccine.
Matt: “I slept for 20 hours yesterday, bro.”
Hunter: “Wtf? How?”
Matt: “Guess I slipped into a coronacoma”
The state of unconsciously giving up any semblance of freedom, autonomy, or legal rights in exchange for the false safety your benevolent governments promise you in the face of the novel coronavirus
We now need to have our temperature taken rectally by big brother in order to go to work because we were in a coronacoma and gave up our rights
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