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Coronalized

A bourgeois word for β€œinfected,” which may sound like being colonized by an army of invisible deadly coronaviruses.

Guesstimate how many diehard Trumpublicans and QAnonists could have avoided being coronalized in 2021 had they religiously or selflessly gone for their shot.

by MathPlus October 2, 2021

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Coronize

Coronize: (verb) /ˈkΙ’rΙ™nʌΙͺz/

An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.

Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!

by A.M.M.S March 23, 2020

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Coronances

Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.

"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.

by Coronances October 19, 2015


Coronic

A person who has contracted coronavirus.

Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.

by BrainDamageLDN March 11, 2020

2511πŸ‘ 512πŸ‘Ž


Coronation

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.

History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."

by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


coroner

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 3, 2007

55πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Coronisms

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020