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avoiding all contact with the outside world. Sitting in your bed watching David Dobrik and Todd fight over who gets to have children with Natalie. Also watching an overwhelming number of TikTok videos. Also looking like a rotten idiot sandwich.
Hey, wanna go to the mall today after school? No sorry, I'm coroning tonight.
Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/
An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.
Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!
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Giving a 6 pack of Corona's as a condolence gesture, then playing the "Pitbull - Fireball" song right after.
"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.
A person who has contracted coronavirus.
Is Karen coming in today? Unfortunately not - she's coronic, I think she got coroned last week on the way to work.
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The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
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Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.
Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.
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Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.
1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.
2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms