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When two males spacedock with either a turdildo or fresh poop. The Cosmonauting occurs when the males insert the turdildo into each others anuses and have a sort of homosexual intercourse with it. Heterosexual cosmonauting is called Spacedocking.
Ryan and Steve were very excited to be Cosmonauting together, but their fun was ruined when Denise walked in and caught them with a turdildo up their asses.
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"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me
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An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.
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A reference to a Philosophy Tube youtube video about suicide and mental health. Abigail(Philosophy Tube) tells in her personal story about mental health that when she got the urge to selfharm or attempt, she would feel like a cosmonaut.
Person 1:’ I feel like a cosmonaut’
Person 2:’are you okay? Do you want to talk about it
An alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.
Tang = An astronaut's favorite.
Vodka = Russian alcohol
Cosmonaut = Russian astronaut.
Hence Tang + Vodka = Cosmonaut.
Man, Mike is so white trash. He was drinking cosmonauts in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.
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1.The Simultaneous Space docking between two women. (See Space Dock)
2.When Two women do an inverted sitting position and shit in each others pussy.
Brenda: I Want to do something different.
Butch: Lets do a cosmonaut!
Brenda: I hope you ate your fiber.
Lets Do The Cosmonaut tonight!
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The premiere person of their chosen field of study.
"He's was like a cosmonaut of criminal masterminds."
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