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cosmopolitician

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.

by stuartvision January 21, 2010


Cosmopolitician

A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.

**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**

Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."

Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."

by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

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