Cotangent

The smartest, funniest, hottest and coolest guy
Will get all the girls
mathematically, the ratio of the side (other than the hypotenuse) adjacent to a particular acute angle to the side opposite the angle.

"he is a cotangent"

Cotangent

The most intelligent, coolest, hottest guy alive.
Will get any girl he wants

ALSO 1/TAN MATHEMATICALLY

"He is such a cotangent"