Couch potato chip

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.

Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.

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couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.

Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"