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Couke

What asians call coke

The asian from china said she wanted some some couke, so I gave her my dick.

by Saltine God March 5, 2018

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Couk

A Couk is a west-coast term of endearment for a friend, it's similar to calling someone an idiot.

"Jerry is such a Couk!"

by Gausey October 20, 2019

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couk

To fall, tip or be pushed over. A change in the orientation of an object or person from the upright position.

Your gonny couk over if your not careful. I drove my car so fast round a corner that it couked right over.

by the steelinator June 30, 2009

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Couk

When someone obsessively posts pictures on social media in order to get told they are attractive by strangers.

She posts so many pictures she has become a total couk.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 21, 2016

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Couking

The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.

Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.

Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.

by Epic Chef April 13, 2018


couk

One who is a plasma, sometimes with a funny eye.

JD was a Couk
JD is a Couk
JD will be a Couk.

by James Downing April 16, 2003

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