counterplan

(1)If you are the Negative: the only way to combat a massive affirmative case with irrationally large advantages, and liars for internal link authors who lie too well for their own damn good.(2) If you are the Affirmative: when the Neg tries to jack your advantages and outwiegh them with a miniscule risk of a stupid, wimpy DA.

(1)"I got lucky because they didn't have any minisculeagencythatpretendstobetopical key cards, so my agent counterplan worked."

(2)"We pretty much won the spending DA, but they won at the point where they got a .000000001% risk that their counterplan solved for their stupid Mead evidence."

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Plan Inclusive Counterplan

Used in policy debate, a plan inclusive counterplan is one that picks one single, irrelevant, stupid little thing of the affirmative plan and does all of plan minus that. Then, the 1NC will bitch about why that irrelevant, insignificant thing is really really bad. Typically, bad, lazy squads such as universities from the state of Kansas, will run these arguments.

Fuck, we're hitting KSU! We need to prep for a PIC (plan inclusive counterplan) debate!

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