Covidted

Greatly desired or wished for during the Covid lockdown

Face masks, yeast and toilet paper have become highly covidted In the last few months

Covidtion

Someone's health condition whether infected with covid or not and whether such improved for the better or worst.

Ultimately, doctors decide whether to use a ventilator on a certain patient's covidtion depending on his/her higher probability of survival.

covidteer

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone

I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...

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covidtivity

activities that you do because of COVID

“We went to the conservation at 2pm because of covidtivity.”

“I am eating ice cream for breakfast because covidtivity.”