cow punch

Another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. Someone who works to wrangle cattle.

In his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in Idaho.

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Cow Punch

cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched

1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher

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Cow punch

Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.

Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!

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Cow Punch

An event created by Sir R.B the Great. Consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.

Riley "Hey Doug, you going to Cow Punch brah?"

Doug "No doubt man"

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