cow tippin

getting a large group of drunken Sods to tip a cow on its back in the middle of the night.

Hey am pissed lets go cow tippin

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Cow Tippin'

A drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it' s side and/or back. Most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.

Judd: Hey buud lets go cow tippin'
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)

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Cow Tippin'

When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.

Not a lot of hot chicks in here tonight. Guess I'll be Cow Tippin' Tonight.

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Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

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Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

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cow-tippin'

crazy, wild, radical

fran: "did you hear about that wild party last night?"
kylie: "woa yeah that was cow-tippin'!"

emma: "these cake pops we're eating are sooo good!"
kylie: "yeah these be cow-tippin'"