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Your perception of a colleague's ability to collaborate with you both technically and socially. Your willingness to go out for a drink with them on a Thursday.
Mike: "Why did you reject this candidate?"
Steve: "The lack fo coworkability ."
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When you are doing something at work that is not work-related that requires your full attention, such as playing a video game, and a co-worker suddenly pops in forcing you to make it look as if you are busy and hide your game (such as with alt-tab). After the co-worker leaves, you typically return to your video game to find your character dead.
Joe: Hey man what are you doing? Are you gonna help us capture the flag?
Bob: Sorry I got coworked! Had to alt-tab!
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Young professionals who work remotely, “together” so they’re not as lonely. Can be done in coffee shops, libraries, or overpriced coworking spaces in gentrifying urban neighborhoods.
You interested in coworking with me today, so I can get this project done and you can get ahead on your book?
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Your child or pet who you now spend your working hours with due to COVID-19. Typically this person or pet in inconsiderate to you doing your work.
I need to reschedule the Zoom meeting because my coworker is refusing to nap.
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When your standing around doing nuthin and your manager/supervisor catches you.Gives you a lecture on how important it is to stay busy even if all your work is covered and adds his/her dumb ass quote "If there's time to lean,there's time to clean."
Johnny worked at your local fast food spot.Johnny was throwing ketchep on the drive thru floor to watch them explode as the cars ran them over.Johnny threw 2 pakets out the window before the next car rolled up.In the car was his manager on break.End result Johnny in the drive thru picking up ketchup packets.
a.k.a jonhhy got coworked
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A word that Marci thinks refers to a person you used to work with. But she's wrong.
Marci: this ex-coworker of mine...
Jon: That's not a word...
Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.