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A person with horrendously lacking personal hygiene. Most crabmen, or crabbies, tend to have to long greasy hair, neckbeards, excessive amounts of fat and hubris. The best way to identify a crabman from a disgusting person is the noxious aroma surrounding said crabby, often having a radius of 3 meters or more.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son, look at that crabman over there! I can smell him from across the hallway!
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More commonly known as James or peng
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a man with crabs
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that guy off my name is earl
"Man I would LOVE crabman to pour whiskey in to my dry vagina!
" ew you had sex with amy, your a crabman now!"
" Hey crabman off my name is earl..."
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Awesome stunt, where a good looking male walks with his arms tangled around his legs he such way that he looks like a crab.
OMG! I can't believe Mike is doing the Crabman again!
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a younger version of a crabman with heightened gynecomastia and grime but without the noxious odor.
"Who is that Junior Crabman freshman! Damn, he's fugly and look at those jugs!"
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When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.
Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts