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v. Masturbate.
She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
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v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
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v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
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noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
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Verb: to defecate explosively.
“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?
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Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
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A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
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