Crackage

Women's Butt Crack Cleavage = CRACKAGE. When NO THONG IS PRESENT (no whale tail), only butt crack. CRACKAGE.

"Wow check out that girls crackage, she didn't wear panties today, what a naughty girl."

"So this girl reached for the shoe box, and WOW, her Crackage was Everywhere!"

"I couldn't help but notice your crackage, can I take you out sometime?"

"Nice crackage, you're making me aroused, in the middle of the food court."

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crackage

the offensive view, of the crack of an overweight person's ass, that sticks out above their pants, when bending over or sitting on a backless chair or bench. coin slot

Frank was ruining everyone's appetite at the picnic with his sweaty crackage hanging out of his pants.

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Crackage

crackage basicly means "Biff" or "Fail".

"That was total crackage."

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Crackage

When you snort crack while enjoying scarfage and swoopage simultaneously

"mike partakes in some crackage during theology class"

crackagated

When a small crack in an object propagates into a larger crack or many cracks.

I can't believe the scratch on my phone crackagated and now I can't see shit on my screen.

crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.