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it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.
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I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks
bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh
1- ayo jonny is kinda a cracked cheese
2- yeah he gots no fucking monke drip
The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.
"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."
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What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.
"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."
Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
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when you make Mac and Cheese but sprinkle it with cocaine.
Just made some crack and cheese mmm yummy