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a person with their head up their ass; cranium + anal = cranal
man, your teacher is cranal
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To dress ones dick as a bird, preferably a japanese or majestic crane, possibly of paradise, into a an anal cavity of varying desirability
Hey bro, you and so and so are getting close, you tried cranal yet?
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Wanting crazy anal sex. Desiring anal sex performed in any way other than what society would consider normal.
That bitch wanted me to put a clarinet in her ass! She's cranal!
Inserting tart, bitter cranberries up your anal for pleasure.
"Hey bud, do you want to try cranal tonight?"
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crazy anal
one step below insane anal (insanal)
2 steps below branal
guy 1: so what happened with you and that babe that was sitting on your lap last night?
guy 2: she was so wasted, bro. i took advantage of her and did her up the butt. it was crazy, man.
guy 1: that, my good man, is cranal.
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When you are playing Dark Souls 3 live on Twitch and a decrepit bird fetus demon jumps off a bell tower with his asshole puckered and skull fucks your head to death with his bony rectum.
Saint Dubious: "Yo, Karen...did you see Aaron get wicked cranal on 'Retro Gaming Rebooted' tonight?
Karen: "Naw, I was busy wiping your cunt of a cyborg ninja son's ass for him, because he was too absorbed in the intense Bird Freddy Krueger rape on your favorite show."
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A word derived from a mixing of crappy, anus, and lube.
"Hey my ass is on fire!"
"Don't worry. Just put it out with some cranal lube."
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