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The swirl designs that are left behind in the toilet after a hefty poop.
"Jesus! Who left all these crap circles? And when did we have corn?"
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Running around a campfire or bonfire while farting the whole time, thus producing a circle of crap smell for everyone around the fire to enjoy.
Origin: This weekend camping, crop dusting turned into a crop circle when I dusted everyone around the camp fire which then turned into the crap circle because it smelled like crap
Kevin ran around the campfire while farting, giving everyone a nice crap circle to enjoy.
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circles on underwear, skivvies or other pantswear that show up and may be the work of aliens (such as Klingons or other off-world groups)
Mikey noticed that every morning when changing his underwear his dog Lucky would immediately start licking the mysterious crap circles that had appeared there.
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when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles