a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
An expression of minor disgust or dismay.
Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!
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