Crash Mat

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

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Crash Mat

another word for sanitary towel, used during periods.

'i use crash mats when im on'

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