crathopotimus

A crathopotimus is usually someone you would find hanging around maccas or KFC with there beaten up old hat asking a fellow bloke if they havva ciggy/durry. A crathopotimus is genrally the quite but very funny guy who's always good to hang around with.

"You got a dart bruz?"

"Stay back you dirty crathopotimus"

"Cmonnn bruhh I'm fiending!"