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When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
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A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.
Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??
Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!
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(adj.) affected by the credit crunch
They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.
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The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.
Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"
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The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"
Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
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A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds
Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"
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A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.
I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!