crestie

A shortened version of the word crested gecko. These are medium sized geckos found on New Caledonia, which have grown increasingly popular in the reptile hobby.

Bro, you want to buy a crestie at the reptile expo today?

Cresty

The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.

James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.

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Cresty

A nickname for Ryan Seacrest, preferably used by his fandom.

Did you see Cresty on Larry King last night? He was so into the Clyan.

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