Crickety

A person who creaks like an old rocking chair. A person who's body is giving out in random places due to use,injury or age. Term of endearment.

Geez you are very Crickety these days, do you want an aspirin ?

I can't work out, I'm a bit Crickety.

I played golf today, I'm a bit Crickety.

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Crickety

A dark, shadowy place where bugs and other bad shit live.

Be careful! That crickety corner is full of spiders.

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crickety

Of the nature of, or pertaining to the sport of Cricket.

1. His batting action is too crickety, not suitable for baseball.

2. A new sports channel launched today on a crickety platform.

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crickety

Voluntary intoxication to the point basic functions become difficult. For example; too drunk to walk.

After the party we were all pretty crickety.

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crickety

A short bigheaded loud annoying person

Craig is deffinetly crickety just look at him

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Crickety

the act of getting supremely wasted and crunk

Dude I got so crickety last night, I killed two bottles, a rolled a blunt before passing out on that chick

Crickety

To be Frail and/or Decomposing

Oh my Lord, I'm feeling extra crickety today.