croast

v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.

"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"

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croast

to roast something over a small open flame.

croast He roasted a marshmallow over a small flame from a burned out fire.

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croast

n.Anything that cooked so that it is not edible.

"Man I croasted that chicken, lets go out for lunch"

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Croast

Any cooking method wherein the food turns out tasting like crap.

Man, I croasted that chicken; let's order some pizza instead.

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Croast

a snipe that hits the corner where the cross bar and post meet.

would you look at that shit mays went croast again. what a fuckin beauty.

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croasted

Roasted to a crisp. When you roast someone so good they get croasted.

JC: "Your mamma so ugly she cant even look in the mirror without breaking it"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHHHH CROASTED!!!" -Dabs-

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cinnamon croast tunch

When you come home drunk and want cinnamon toast crunch and ask your mom to get it for you thinking your smooth

Drunk: Hey mom im hungry can you give me some cinnamon croast tunch
Mom:do you want liquor instead of milk?

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