Crom isn't a thing, its a feeling. The same type of feeling you get when you lose your virginity to that desperate 6/10 45 year old next door. Its what you think about when you've lost $500 at the casino and it perks you back up. Its when you've lost 13 games in a row and pray to a higher power and win your next 3 games. Its when your opponent places his Tesla 1 tile to far to the other side and your Hog Rider sneaks through for the clutch 1 crown win.
Actually tbh some old boomer accidentally wrote "Go Crom" instead of "Go crows" in Adelaide Crows pride the forum and immature adults decided to meme the fuck out of it until it became a cult.
GO CROM
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Crom is the term used to describe the Adelaide crows, originated from a person misspelling go crows as go crom. Commonly seen is a crom chain which involves people typing βcromβ into a comment or chat section
βUp the cromβ
βCarn the cromβ
βOh no we are playing crom this weekβ
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Crom is not just a team, not just a word. Crom is that feeling after you bang that hot 48-year-old man next door. Crom is that feeling when your Pekka get that one extra ht that lead to a 3 star. Crom is that feeling when you find out that dogs have asshole too. Crom is not just a word it's a mindset.
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The fictional Deity of The Cimmerian People. Conan the Barbarian often uses it as an Expletive.
By Crom! did you see the size of that Tavern Wench's Tits?
Can also be shouted when surprised- Crom! that's a Huge Spider God comming right at us, Ruuuuun!
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Crom(verb) Crommed. Cromming. To Crom someone is to ravage, sexually. Passionate and forceful sometimes with restraints. Some women may fantasize about being Crommed, about someone powerful having his way with them sexually. Popular places For Cromming to occur include settings such as islands, beaches, forests, fields, flowers, waterfalls, moonlight, space and heaven... and most of all Dungeons! Cromming can be violent, although violence is not needed to have a good crom!
conan the barbarian would Crom many woman
Sarah: "Andrew if i was conan i would crom me, why haven't you crommed me yet? can you please crom me now"
Andrew: "CRROOOMMMM!!"
Andrew throws the willing broad over his shoulder and takes her to a near by dungeon, and begins the cromming process.
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The alpha and the omega. Crom is everything and everything else in between. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective to express anything.
"That bottle is covered in crom"
"That's crommingly good"
"I crommed it right into the wall"
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