Crookeding

Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means

Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.

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crookeded

to break or dislocate one's fingers

"Hey Jon, come over here so I can crookeded your"
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crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"