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adj. A mad sketchy/shady person or incident
(waiting at stoplight a potential hot guy pulls up just a little ahead of the car)
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us
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The original tasteless mofo. Ran the Cat Fart Mausoleum back in 1997 and is now a lurker/agent provacateur on many internet forums.
<Crooky>Hey guys, check this out!
<Everyone>JESUS! MY EYES! WTF WAS THAT?
*RETCH!!!!!*
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A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.
That is serioulsly crooked mum
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chronic + cookie = crookie
A cookie with marijuana in it.
Crookies fuck you up.
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A Teenage Boy who is Fat and likes Tractors, constantly getting kicked out of the local McDonalds for the ammount of Chicken Nuggets he orders.
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a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again
Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night
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A really fit badman who secretly steals peoples things and sells them for money
Person 1: How did he pull her
Person 2: He must be a Crooky
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