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Crosstitute

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.

I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.

by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

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Crosstitute

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.

"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.

by ACRONYM February 17, 2015

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Crosstitute

A cross-dressing prostitute, commonly a male transvestite.

Dad: Be careful when you pick up ladies, son. There can be a lot of crosstitutes on 5th Street.

by Snoobs August 29, 2014

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Crosstitute

A male dressed as a woman (and vice-a-verse), being of the prostitute profession.

" Destiny said she had to go home and change before the football game because she looked like a crosstitute."

by Podrain34 December 12, 2009

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Crosstitute

A person who partakes in Prostitution and uses their income, only to donate it to the church of his or her choice.

"I heard Becky from the choir is a crosstitute...."
"It's ok cause it's for Jesus"

by fajitaboyz March 4, 2014

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crosstitute

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.

Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.

by die7fox May 20, 2005

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crosstitution

The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.

Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.

by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009

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